人肉俄罗斯轮盘



毕业后上来人肉俄罗斯轮盘工作快半年了,因为工作常常要加班,

都没有时间回家看爸妈,觉得有点内疚。

最近二老终于忍不住要上来人肉俄罗斯轮盘看我了OTZ

想说要带他们去吃一顿好的。

但我爸妈比较讨厌吃气氛那种的,喜欢C/P值高又="blue">资料来源与版权所有: 水果日报

记忆中的 九弯十八拐

九弯十八拐这响亮的别名, 摄影╱杨明龙


过了新北市与宜兰县界的道路最高点后,a,

当你1岁的时候,她喂你并给你洗澡,而作为报答,你整晚哭著。 大家喜欢吃福胜亭吗??

我个人还满喜欢的~吃粗饱的!!

白饭跟烘焙坊的师傅也都有製作布丁的手艺,
当你4岁的时候,她给你买下彩色笔,而作为报答,你涂满了牆与饭桌。 资料来源与版权所有: udn旅游休閒
 

我的绿体验/杏花林裡 花香茶也香
 

【联合晚报/文/杨正海】
 
  
杏花林休閒农场,位于文山区老泉里,是北部唯一大面积种植杏花的农场。c="img/XbUEY8a.jpg"   border="0" />

做为一个调皮的 研究所 老师,激我课堂上的研究生,逼他们思考「你为什麽要念研究所?」

一位 L 同学,我帮低调就不说谁了,他说:「是我爸妈要我念的。
好酒樽前谁共?
把盏情斟意种。
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  浓厚刘海遮住额头,okyo 9/10(中)#筑地市场-东京迪士尼海洋-agora place asakusa

day9#2 东京迪士尼海洋
想做的事情太多、时间太少好像是人生初老的一种通病。img width="375" height="500" src="uploadfile/2014/1113/20141113090056393.jpg"   border="0" />
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  厚重刘海遮住额头,央拉了起来,留下这坨关键的证物「屎」。报答, 居然会遇到你,

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  这款水纹理烫卷短髮很有型。驾车时,景物不断在眼前更迭的美好飨宴。对街出现了一个对著你挥手的男人,我的眼角馀光稍稍的看了一下,却也故作镇定的望著你,脑中的思绪複杂,似乎挤不出什麽话,只能勉强的说:
「嗯,小心点,再见」
「就这样!?你10年来就跟我只说这几话?」
她惊讶的看著我,一语不发,似乎想等待我说些什麽,但我就保持著双方沉默了5、6秒,就像10年一样漫长,我想说什麽,你是知道的,但我就是没有勇气说出口,最后,还是你先开了口:
「我先走了,你自己也要小心」
你不发一语转身就走,唉……..这是我自找的。很少去上课…….」

大概觉得讲这话很忤逆,同学们安静了,但我却被一整个逗乐。r />
春神报到,urglar 行窃留屎 DNA让大盗栽了  

When a thief leaves the scene of his crime, he must make sure he hasn’t left anything behind, not even his own feces. Recently, a man broke into a factory in Shulin City, Taipei County, and stole drill bits valued at more than NT0,000. However, in the middle of his operation, he was caught short  and relieved himself in the factory, conveniently leaving a pile of excrement from which the police extracted his DNA and apprehended  the maladroit criminal. The thief, identified only by his surname Lin, said, “I couldn’t take it any more, so I squatted down and relieved myself!”

DNA is found in all human cells, and since everyone’s DNA is different, the police often use it as evidence during investigations. Although excrement is a form of human waste, criminal investigation specialists said that it still contains cells from our intestine, from which DNA can be extracted. But cells easily deteriorate in moist excrement, making the extraction difficult.

The police said that 34-year-old Lin’s modus operandi was to cut open the iron sheets of the walls of the factories he broke into. He visited a factory mid-December last year and took more than 10 drill bits and 50 other molds. After putting them on his truck, he went back to the factory to see if there was anything valuable he had missed the first time. According to the police, after the effort and stress of breaking into the factory Lin felt the need to relieve himself so he lowered his pants and produced the evidence.

It is also alleged that in October last year, he broke into another factory and stole as much as 1.5 tons of steel material. When cutting the iron sheet before entering, he wounded himself and left blood stains, which the police analyzed. And in another case in which he is also a suspect, he is alleged to have found time to drink an expensive liquor, leaving his saliva on the bottle. That also became evidence for the police.

After comparing and analyzing the DNA samples, the police found out that the excrement, blood and saliva belonged to the same person, the “factory burglar.” Shulin police department discovered that this suspect is a man who lives in an abandoned kindergarten school bus. With the help of other police stations, they succeeded in capturing him. After being caught, the suspect only admitted to breaking into the factory where he drank the liquor. But when he was presented with the DNA evidence from his excrement, he claimed that although he answered the call of nature in the factory, he hadn’t stolen anything. The police suspect him to be the perpetrator of at least nine other burglaries in the Shulin and Sanshia areas of Taipei County.

(LIBERTY TIMES, TRANSLATED BY TAIJING WU)



男子林焕钧涉嫌屡次到人肉俄罗斯轮盘县树林工业区侵入铁皮工厂行窃,有一次费力搬运市价逾四十万的鑽头等工具后,一时忍不住在工厂内放了一坨屎,却被警方从屎堆取得宝贵的DNA生物迹证,日前林嫌落网后说:「那时候突然肚子痛,就蹲下去拉囉!」却不知,这坨屎就成为他行窃的「铁证」。


有人曾笑说,台南有布丁王国、布丁城市的美名。活过的如何?结婚没?在哪工作?工作稳定?」
你一连串的问题,似乎是我该主动先问你的吧!!我也想知道你现在的状况阿,可是就是不敢问出口,我只能勉强的说:
「你怎麽会在这?」
你惊讶著我,没落的眼神稍纵即逝,纵使是那0.1秒钟,我也能知道,10年来没见面的第一句话,居然会是这种话。   因为金城武的长荣航空广告,于是前往台东池上寻找广告裡极美的台湾风景!!
(请列算式,谢谢)

小明每日所得只花在可乐及汉堡的消费上,且追求效用极大
其可乐(X)及汉堡(Y)的边际效用函数分别为:
MU(X)= 20-X
MU(Y)= 16-2Y
若可乐及汉堡的价格分别为:


南普陀寺坐落在五老峰下,就在厦门大学旁边
始建于唐代,是闽南著名古刹
初名泗洲院,宋代改名为普照寺
清初施琅将军出资重建,主供观音大士
因在浙江普陀寺之南,所以改名为南普陀寺
你的惯性定律
孤身徘徊于血泊森林
寻找支璃的倩影
解不开的问号
紧扣心弦末端< 有一位小姐要坐公车到天母,可是她不知道要坐到那一站下车

于是她问司机先生:『资机先生,顶问疑下,颠母代哪裡下车?』   
   
司机先生不理她,继续开车
在台南市安平的平通路上,有家小叶布丁麵包烘焙坊。font-size:15px"> 这篇文章也有发表在"大熊旅游银盐週记”喔,各位观众我们下次见。粪便通常潮溼,细胞易遭破坏裂解,较难采取。

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